Dirty Little Lies

Liar Liar Pants on Fire!!

Tue, 15 Jun 2010 17:13:05 -0400

Liar Liar Pants on Fire!!

Clothes

Mon, 14 Jun 2010 19:11:24 -0400

Joe Blogg: Make sure to wear your math shirt tomorrow!

Liar: OK, I WILL… BUT YOU KNOW… I HAVE TO GO LOOK IN MY CLOSET, AND YAH KNOW… THERES SO MANY CLOTHES IN THERE! *

*Liar wears the same three shirts almost every day.

HSM

Mon, 14 Jun 2010 19:07:24 -0400

[Friend is singing High School Musical song]

Liar: I ASKED MY SISTER WHO WAS HER FAVORITE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL CHARACHTER… UMMM… AND SHE SAID.. UHH…. TROY! AND THEN I WAS LIKE “I KNEW IT… I KNEW IT!”

Joe Bloggs: What was the point of that story

o.o

Photo

Mon, 14 Jun 2010 01:18:25 -0400

Apples

Mon, 14 Jun 2010 01:09:30 -0400

[Joe Bloggs, Liar, and friends sitting at lunch]

Liar: UMMM… YESTERDAY I WAS EATING AN APPLE, AND IT TASTED REALLY BAD, SO MY PARENTS TOLD ME TO THROW IT OUTSIDE. SO THEN I THREW IT OUTSIDE AND LIKE, SERIOUSLY 5 MINUTES LATER, I WENT OUTSIDE TO CHECK AGAIN, AND IT WAS GONE… LIKE THE WHOLE THING!!!!! :O

Friend: Thats weird…

Liar: I THINK AN ANIMAL ATE IT!

Friend: Wouldn’t the core still be there then…?

Liar: OH WAIT… NO… ACTUALLY THE CORE WAS STILL THERE!!

o.o

"I never lie."

Sun, 13 Jun 2010 19:50:33 -0400

““I never lie.””

- Liar

Z Pizza

Sun, 13 Jun 2010 19:46:40 -0400

Joe Blogg: I love z pizza, especially the one on the third row, with everything on it!

Liar: OH!!! I LOVE Z PIZZA TOO… ESPECIALLY THE ONE ON THE SECOND ROW!

o.o

One Month Later:

*group of kids at lunch eating z pizza*

Joe Blogg: OMG I want that z pizza!!

Liar: ME TOO I NEVER TRIED IT BEFORE!

Joe Blogg and friend: But you said you liked the one on the second row!!

Liar: I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT Z PIZZA OR SECOND ROWS!!!

*disclaimer: This blog is not intended to evoke emotional distress on any persons. It is for the sole purpose of entertainment.