Apples
[Joe Bloggs, Liar, and friends sitting at lunch]
Liar: UMMM… YESTERDAY I WAS EATING AN APPLE, AND IT TASTED REALLY BAD, SO MY PARENTS TOLD ME TO THROW IT OUTSIDE. SO THEN I THREW IT OUTSIDE AND LIKE, SERIOUSLY 5 MINUTES LATER, I WENT OUTSIDE TO CHECK AGAIN, AND IT WAS GONE… LIKE THE WHOLE THING!!!!! :O
Friend: Thats weird…
Liar: I THINK AN ANIMAL ATE IT!
Friend: Wouldn’t the core still be there then…?
Liar: OH WAIT… NO… ACTUALLY THE CORE WAS STILL THERE!!
o.o
