Joe Blogg: Make sure to wear your math shirt tomorrow! Liar: OK, I WILL… BUT YOU KNOW… I HAVE TO GO LOOK IN MY CLOSET, AND YAH KNOW… THERES SO MANY CLOTHES IN THERE! * *Liar wears the same three shirts almost every day.
[Friend is singing High School Musical song] Liar: I ASKED MY SISTER WHO WAS HER FAVORITE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL CHARACHTER… UMMM… AND SHE SAID.. UHH…. TROY! AND THEN I WAS LIKE “I KNEW IT… I KNEW IT!” Joe Bloggs: What was the point of that story o.o
[Joe Bloggs, Liar, and friends sitting at lunch] Liar: UMMM… YESTERDAY I WAS EATING AN APPLE, AND IT TASTED REALLY BAD, SO MY PARENTS TOLD ME TO THROW IT OUTSIDE. SO THEN I THREW IT OUTSIDE AND LIKE, SERIOUSLY 5 MINUTES LATER, I WENT OUTSIDE TO CHECK AGAIN, AND IT WAS GONE… LIKE THE WHOLE THING!!!!! :O Friend: Thats weird… Liar: I THINK AN ANIMAL ATE IT! Friend:...
I never lie.– Liar
Joe Blogg: I love z pizza, especially the one on the third row, with everything on it! Liar: OH!!! I LOVE Z PIZZA TOO… ESPECIALLY THE ONE ON THE SECOND ROW! o.o One Month Later: *group of kids at lunch eating z pizza* Joe Blogg: OMG I want that z pizza!! Liar: ME TOO I NEVER TRIED IT BEFORE! Joe Blogg and friend: But you said you liked the one on the second row!! Liar: I NEVER SAID...