Clothes
Joe Blogg: Make sure to wear your math shirt tomorrow!
Liar: OK, I WILL… BUT YOU KNOW… I HAVE TO GO LOOK IN MY CLOSET, AND YAH KNOW… THERES SO MANY CLOTHES IN THERE! *
*Liar wears the same three shirts almost every day.
Liar Liar Pants on Fire!!
HSM
[Friend is singing High School Musical song]
Liar: I ASKED MY SISTER WHO WAS HER FAVORITE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL CHARACHTER… UMMM… AND SHE SAID.. UHH…. TROY! AND THEN I WAS LIKE “I KNEW IT… I KNEW IT!”
Joe Bloggs: What was the point of that story
o.o
Apples
[Joe Bloggs, Liar, and friends sitting at lunch]
Liar: UMMM… YESTERDAY I WAS EATING AN APPLE, AND IT TASTED REALLY BAD, SO MY PARENTS TOLD ME TO THROW IT OUTSIDE. SO THEN I THREW IT OUTSIDE AND LIKE, SERIOUSLY 5 MINUTES LATER, I WENT OUTSIDE TO CHECK AGAIN, AND IT WAS GONE… LIKE THE WHOLE THING!!!!! :O
Friend: Thats weird…
Liar: I THINK AN ANIMAL ATE IT!
Friend: Wouldn’t the core still be there then…?
Liar: OH WAIT… NO… ACTUALLY THE CORE WAS STILL THERE!!
o.o
“ I never lie. ”
Liar
Z Pizza
Joe Blogg: I love z pizza, especially the one on the third row, with everything on it!
Liar: OH!!! I LOVE Z PIZZA TOO… ESPECIALLY THE ONE ON THE SECOND ROW!
o.o
One Month Later:
*group of kids at lunch eating z pizza*
Joe Blogg: OMG I want that z pizza!!
Liar: ME TOO I NEVER TRIED IT BEFORE!
Joe Blogg and friend: But you said you liked the one on the second row!!
Liar: I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT Z PIZZA OR SECOND ROWS!!!
*disclaimer: This blog is not intended to evoke emotional distress on any persons. It is for the sole purpose of entertainment.
